What do I receive with A Huge Crapload of Abstract Textures?
When you purchase A Huge Crapload of Abstract Textures, you'll receive a huge crapload of abstract textures. (Duh.) 1,041 textures to be exact.
How much money will I save?
Since this huge crapload of textures that includes 27 products, you'll obviously get a nice discount. All the products individually are worth $494, but you get them for just $149, which is like... I don't know... 70% off or something? You figure it out. I'm already giving you a huge deal. I'm not doing percent math for you too.
Are the textures good?
What kind of question is that? Of course they're good! I've been making and selling abstract textures for years now and I'm awesome at it. Y'know that recent Fiest album, Pleasure? Yeah, my abstract paintings were featured in the album art BECAUSE THEY ARE THAT GOOD. They've been used in conferences, billboards, on book covers with major publishers and—most importantly—on some invites I made for my sister's cousin's friend's dog's birthday party. So yeah, I guess you could say they're good.
How is this crapload better than other craploads out there?
It's this simple—if you want a huge crapload of abstract textures, just buy this. Actually, if you want a huge crapload of any design product, BUY THIS. There are zero other product that come up when you search "huge crapload of design products." Go ahead and try searching for it. I'll wait....
Welcome back. No, I'm not mad that you actually did the search instead of trusting me in the first place. People learn in different ways. The important thing is that now you have proof. If you are looking for a design product with a quantity that equals "huge crapload," you've found it. Now just get it already.
What products are included in A Huge Crapload of Abstract Textures?
This crapload is made up of 27 products. View them all here.
What if I want more than a crapload? What if I want an ever-growing, constantly updated crapload?
Seriously? This crapload is not enough for you? Well I guess if you wanted even more than a crapload, you could check out my Abstract Subscription. It includes everything listed above and more. PLUS, every time I release a new abstract product, I'll email you a link to download it for free.
How do I download the crapload of textures?
The product files are too large to upload here, which means this crapload needs to live in the cloud. After purchasing, download the text file and use the link included there to download the crapload of textures from the cloud on to your computer.